8/17/2023 0 Comments Grossest bartender duties![]() The bar manager was FURIOUS, came down and fired the guy on the spot. And by blackout drunk I mean puking ocean drunk (the bar was dockside) and blatantly asking girls if they wanted to 'get fucked by their savior' (he loved his nickname). We cleverly named him 'Drunk Jesus.' Management never really cared about us drinking until one night Drunk Jesus got blackout drunk. He had long hair, a glorious beard and would always be shitfaced tending the bar. However one night a bartender took it over the edge. It really helped the night go by faster and made us all more personable. Not gonna lie, I definitely participated on the busier nights. "It was pretty common that where I worked all of the bartenders and some of the barbacks would drink on the job. The guy has trousers round his ankles but no underwear on, proceeds to say 'So that's where they got to' (looking down at the boxer shorts) rings them out with his bare hands, takes off his trousers puts the shitty-pissy boxer shorts on and staggers out." ![]() There's no way I'm going near them but before I have time to even think about what I'm going to do the cubicle door next to me opens. Not only are they soaking wet they have a full on shit stain in them. I go fetch the mop and bucket and when I return there is a pair of boxer shorts in the piss-puddle. I go in a see someone has jammed the toilet with toilet roll, proceeded to piss on the toilet and cover the floor with this also. This one night I was on toilet duty (checked them every hour or so for empty glasses, general mess), some guy comes to the bar and says there is a 'mess' in one of the cubicles. ![]() Every night we'd rotate the shitty jobs between the staff (cleaning sick up / floor mopping etc). "Worked in a fairly respectable bar that was popular with the middle-aged crowd (we played 70's / 80's music). Her eyes scream 'He knows.' and Female B bursts into laughter." With the worlds worst poker face I tried to muscle out a laugh when the look of terror crosses her face. He hung it just above the head board of his bed. Think for a minute, take a quick look of horror and remember, Glen just bought a Clockwork Orange poster. Glen says hello and to get back to work slacker hahaha' Me: 'Well just Dave, but yes, what can I do for ya?'įemale A: 'I am on the phone with your roommate. When I put the drinks down, Female A pulls the phone from her ear.įemale A: 'Hey, is your name Bouncer Dave?' ![]() Back to the cooler to get a couple more cases and upon my return, Female A is on the phone and Female B orders another round. You should have seen the hand prints on the wall, one was on this poster he had up for a clockwork orange.'Īt this point I am doing my best not to die laughing or toss my cookies on my clean bar. I didn't think I was having a heavy day at all. ![]() I hope he calls, but you should just be happy he didn't kill you.'įemale A: 'Well it looked like he had murdered someone when we turned the lights on. I mean, he seemed OK with it and said he would call.'įemale B: 'Well that's kind of a bitch move don't you think? I mean I have told guys when I am on my period before well before anything got too far. It was awesome! I just feel so bad that I didn't tell him. We even had a joint afterwards and cuddled. Of course, just being there, I quietly listen.įemale A: 'So he was pretty good in bed. "Doing the levels and dumping the cooler into the front fridges I hear two women at the bar casually talking. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders. ![]()
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